Best Big Screen Ohh...Ohhh...Orgasms

(Big smirk) Leave it up to me to shed light on the hair tangling, spine tingling, fancy tickling subject of orgasms. From an entertainment point of view, there is nothing more riveting as on-screen fake orgasms- sometimes more show-stopping than the real thing. Yes, the real thing feels much better, but almost anyone would prefer seeing a fake one for the sheer entertainment value; enjoying the feature show and the encore.

Hollywood has entertained many crowds with sensational orgasm scenes in movies. Some remarkably believable and others plain disgraceful to the point of silly and laughable. I've given it a good college try a time or two in my life (this is where my modesty shines through), thus I can really appreciate a gifted actress who knows her way around some oooh's and ahhh's. So let's begin this ride.

I was/am a big advocate for self-pleasure, kept me out of trouble as a youth. Taking the time to get to know your own body is much better than rushing into getting to know someone else's. I even spoke about safe sex and self-pleasure on a local radio show a few times- had a blast! If you don't know your own body, how do you expect anyone else to?

Katherine Heigl definitely got to know her body in 'The Ugly Truth'. Playing a sexually shy woman who discovers her inner sex kitten by accident. A funny and hot scene, but it also didn't hurt to co-star with the hunky Gerard Butler.

Of course I have to mention the classic, 'When Harry Met Sally'. Meg Ryan really made a name for herself in this movie and suddenly the cat was out of the bag about fake orgasms and just how commonplace they actually were, unbeknownst to men.

'Easy A' - need I say more? Emma Stone deserved an A+ for her performance in this movie. A witty and charming young virgin, well-equipped with sarcasm (a girl after my own heart) who fools the whole school into believing she is a tramp- some remarkable similarities to Scarlett Letter, only with a far superior fake sex scene, verging on dominatrix status.

Kristen Bell in 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' tries to make her ex jealous by pretending to orgasm for another man while her ex is in another hotel room with an adjoining (not sound proof) wall. The hilarious part was her ex was with another woman and a fake orgasm war broke out between the girls. No video found for this, apprently it was too good (if you know what I mean).

Jennifer Aniston had about 10 high-powered orgasms from a higher power- Jim Carey filling in for God. Jim Carey as Bruce and temporary God in 'Bruce Almighty', gave himself a new sports car, commanded his dog to pee in the toilet, gave his girlfriend Jennifer Aniston orgasms without touching her, and also gave her bigger boobs. This is a good day for any guy.

Cruel Intentions was a wicked hot teen and young adult type movie, but they went overboard when creating a sequel, Cruel Intentions 2. On a scale of 1-10 for being awfully fake, this was like spotting a boob job a mile away, it was so fake.

Another horrid fake orgasm scene attached to an equally bad movie was Elizabeth Berkeley in 'Showgirls'. Can't show you the video here because it's soft porn, but if you want to be entertained by worst acting and fake orgasm then this is the movie. Actually, to get an idea of her orgasm, you could watch a fish out of water- it's a bunch of flailing nonsense.